Sometime during the next few years, Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, will descend from his pedestal in heaven to grant us worthless peons a press conference. Those in media, who will spend that time groveling before the Great Won, need not read further.
The rest, if you’re willing to grow some cahones, may peruse the following questions and take some steam out of Limbaugh and Beck, as it’s been a long time since the last presidential press conference.
Time to shake off the cobwebs and hone those questions!
As always, I’m willing to help:
Mr. President:
• After promising no less than eight times that all HC deliberations would be broadcast live on C-Span and legislation would be posted on the Internet for 72 hours before voting, do you still consider your administration to be the most transparent in history?
• Yesterday, you blamed one of the biggest Democrat defeats ever on the Bush Administration. At what point, if any, will you stop blaming the previous administration for your failures?
• Do you really believe, as your Press Secretary Gibbs said, that people elected Senator-elect Brown because they were angry at their circumstances and not at your and the Dem run Congress’ policies and practices?
• The Congressional Black Caucus, Jesse Jackson and John Conyers have been critical of you regarding your lack of attention to poor blacks, where unemployment is running two to three times worse than the general population. Can you explain this?
• Everything you do benefits unions at the expense of taxpayers, small business and jobs for non-union Americans. Why?
• Could you explain why you approved the open bribing with taxpayer money of Senate and House votes for health care?
• Warren Buffett, one of your early backers, doesn’t understand why you are punishing banks and excluding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Mr. President, could you explain it in such a way that even Mr. Buffett could understand?
Break Time
My wife claims that seven points are the maximum the human brain can tolerate in one sitting. In my capacity to be sensitive and to ensure my present sleeping accommodations, I’ll pause now.
This way I can show compassion for both wifey and reader. Therefore by the pundit invested in me, I’m advising a toilet, refreshment, eye rubbing, FB, e-mail or nap break. I’ve even limited these choices to seven.
Now you can tolerate the next seven points without your brain exploding.
