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  • Dave Weinbaum: President Obama: 20 things we don't give him enough credit for

  • One tires from the criticisms received for being so negative of our supreme leader, President Barack Hussein Obama. Now there I go again! I said his middle name and I referred to him as royalty! According to some, this racist pig may as well pack it in and go straight to Hell!
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  • One tires from the criticisms received for being so negative of our supreme leader, President Barack Hussein Obama. Now there I go again! I said his middle name and I referred to him as royalty! According to some, this racist pig may as well pack it in and go straight to Hell!
    I’m gonna give hope a chance and go for the change we’re looking for. Therefore, in fairness, I’ll write about twenty good things Barack Obama has accomplished:
    1. President Obama has been a boon to the paint industry. He’s painted so many red lines; they’ve run out of that color. There’s only green left for Putin.
    2. He reads speeches very well, even if they are gobbledygook, lies or racial and class attacks.
    3. Barack doesn’t want his girls to pay for their mistakes, like bringing a child into the world—even if he might resemble his imagined son, Trayvon Martin.
    4. He appears, when he’s not ogling the Prime Minister of Denmark or Beyoncé, Al Sharpton, or “special assistant” Reggie Love to be a loving and attentive husband.
    5. B. Hussein Obama hasn’t eaten his dogs—yet.
    6. He’s written a couple of books with very little evidence he’s actually read one.
    7. Obama’s surpassed, by far, the brazen lying capacity of one William Jefferson Clinton.
    8. He’s so polite; he bows to all our enemies, yet is stern enough to ridicule major allies.
    9. Barack has very cutely misspelled “RESPECT,” leaving out the first “E”. As Don Imus posed, “If you don’t have any why would you be able to spell it?”
    10. He loves his Obamacare law so much he’s changed it 33 times—and without that bothersome
    Congress!
    11. While Clinton’s legacy was that he was the first and only President to get a Jewish girl to eat pork, Obama surpassed Bubba in frequent flier miles while running away from those harassing governing duties, like Benghazi or that “smidgeon” less IRS Scandal.
    12. He’s got a nifty sounding name even if it’s akin to some of our vilest enemies. Obama/Osama? Sounds like twins separated by a Jihad’s sword.
    13. He isn’t culpable in the hijacking/crash/spaceship/black hole disappearance of the Malaysian Boeing 777--yet!
    14. He was NOT in on the original planning of either the 1993 or 2001 attacks on the WTC, although he DID stay in a church for 20 years where Reverend Wright declared after 9/11 that “America’s chickens have come home to roost!”
    Page 2 of 2 - 15. I didn’t know the USA had 57 states before Obama cleared the air—did you?
    16. He showed Sarah Palin for the dummy she was! Imagine Caribou Barbie w/o a Hahvad or Columbia degree predicting a Russian invasion into the Ukraine way back in 2008!
    17. His Administration is so “transparent” they demand questions from reporters in advance of the presser so they can eliminate the ones they don’t like and rehearse answers for the ones that makes them look good. How efficient—wonder if Carney will allow a reporter to ask why.
    18. Obama is the most amazing car, green energy and Obamacare salesman in history! Too bad millions of these cars are being recalled, mostly all of the alternative fuel companies are bankrupt and Obamacare, which he lied about hundreds of times to get passed is about to put the whole country under water while killing the best healthcare system in the world.
    19. He is making the world so safe that Hitler is goose stepping in Hell, wondering where Obama was when he conquered Europe and North Africa.
    20. Barack knew that if he whined to Bill O’Reilly on national TV, Bill would follow up by recognizing him as “…A PATRIOT.” Soon Valerie Jarrett was sitting right across the “no spin guy” giving an exclusive interview. Chris Wallace has been stymied by the WH for weeks looking for administration guests to explain their position on his show. Chris: see O’Reilly for suck-up lessons!
    There! I’ve done it! I’ve absolved my sins! One more little quote from syndicated columnist and fellow JWR Pundit, Charles Krauthammer on how amazing Obama truly is and then I’ll be back to my old self—taking the true path of an American criticizing the President of the United states---may his Barry name be shouted in misery—I mean history!
    Oh well!
    Once a sinner…
    “Obama never knows anything. It’s like he stumbled into the White House and found out he’s President.” Charles Krauthammer

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