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The Rolla Daily News - Rolla, MO
  • It's open season in Benghazi conspiracies

  • By the powers vested in me by the Constitution of the United States, I declare open season on Benghazi conspiracy theories. As a US citizen with First Amendment Rights, I assert that three and one half months is the limit on government lying, denial, obfuscation, cover-up and obstruction of justice.
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  • By the powers vested in me by the Constitution of the United States, I declare open season on Benghazi conspiracy theories. As a US citizen with First Amendment Rights, I assert that three and one half months is the limit on government lying, denial, obfuscation, cover-up and obstruction of justice. Neither Obama, Hillary, Rice, Clapper, Petraeus, Panetta nor Gates wanna tell us what happened to the tortured and murdered US Ambassador and three other Americans as they died defending US soil in the Benghazi Embassy? Then we’re free to let our imaginations run wild. We need to know what they knew and when they knew it--the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth as testified under oath (as if that means anything to this crowd.)
    I realize that a normal citizen without New Black Panther Creds would be under the innocent until proven guilty foundation of our legal system. I say because they control two branches of government, the press and the Department of Justice they don’t deserve everlasting innocence assumption.
    With that in mind, let’s be unrestrained by the Socialists in Charge and make some accusations based on our denied right to be informed about what our government is up to. No more pooh-poohing Libs. Time for truthful answers! So here are some of the conspiracies that are floating about. Pick and choose or combine. Hey, make up your own! Maybe in the forthcoming denials we’ll find a few specks of truth.
    •  Remember “GM is alive and al-Qaeda is dead?” Benghazi and GM’s disappointing stock price disproved that theory. Okay, GM is alive but is on a government IV.
    • There is no doubt that the President set about to stand down our armed forces from attempting to rescue our men during the attack on our Libyan Embassy. The stupid Mohammed video was an afterthought to cover up his treason. They all knew it was a lie.
    • Obama escaped to a Vegas campaign fund-raising event just as our American personnel were raped tortured and murdered. Our Commander-in-Chief was AWOL. He thought he was going to escape blame long enough to win reelection. He was right.
    • This was a WH planned kidnapping of Ambassador Stevens so the Muslim Brotherhood AKA al-Qaeda, could trade him out for the ’93 WTC bombing Santa Claus Sheikh, Omar Abdel-Rahman. It went bad when the Americans put up too much resistance.
    • Hillary, whose picture has been splattered on milk cartons, has been missing since 12/15/12, claiming a “concussion” due to a “fall” from the “flu”. I hear she was a walk-on with the Chicago Bears and suffered a hit to the head so hard she has amnesia, wandering the streets of the South Side, using her black church voice to survive. The good news is she’s forgotten all the pain Bill caused her by “not having sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky”—and the multitudes of other bimbos.
    Page 2 of 2 - • Another theory is Secretary Clinton has been put under house arrest by Obama. He fears she’ll finger Obama for treason on Benghazi and a whole bunch of other misdeeds. If he succeeds at silencing Hillary, Michelle can run unimpeded to give the Obamas a third term VS. the Clinton’s triple.
    These are just a few of the things our declaration of imagined conspiracies has allowed us to conjure. Try it yourself. It’s fun to wield whole cloth out of straws. Experience the ecstasy of the MSM as they wave their magic wands of libel over the civilized world.
    Why let Libs have all the fun?
    The last conspiracy was floated in late November. It was Libyan Ambassador Stevens’ fault all along. You see, he didn’t want security. Stevens wanted to be known as a man of the Libyan streets. Lest I be given false credit for this last story, let me assure you that only the left is capable of coming up with something so cruel. Thank you, Joel Klein. Bet these were talking points from the WH.
    Seems the easiest thing in the world is to throw a dead American Ambassador and three proud Americans under the bus.
    They can’t come back and defend themselves.
    How convenient.
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